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Tischna Nyota Kirk Salem grew up in a really bad home with parents who were super mean to her because she was so pretty, and their other kid wasn't. She has curly hair (which is super rare on her home planet!) with a natural Blue streak in it. When she was 13 she ran away from her mean parents and Spock and Kirk (LOL SPIRK FOREVER!!!!) adopted her.

She joined Starfleet when she was 15 and tested out of half her classes and became a Science graduate. She was so good at it that she decided to double-major in command, and became a Captain. She found out from Q that she was half angel and part vulcan, which explained why she was a telepath, and she earned a shadow-halo even though she wasn't a true angel and they all rejected her. She couldn't have wings because she wasn't a full angel, so she engineered herself wings, and has mechanical wings that can come out and let her fly!

She met Inu-Chan on one of her away missions (which she always leads!!!) and they telepathically bonded, so now she has a little flying wolf companion (who can use her angel powers because of the telepathy).

Tischna doesn't have many friends, because everyone's mean to her and she doesn't trust anybody. She keeps her quills trimmed so they don't hurt anyone, but people are afraid of them, and so she's alone a lot. She plays chess with Spock sometimes, and that makes her happy. She's on the Legacy now, but she hasn't really gotten close to anyone because of her tortured past! (Maybe she'll make some friends! lol ;) )

PLEASE DON'T STEAL!
TISCHNA NYOTA KIRK SALEM IS COPYRIGHT: ME.

Desu.

_________

First of all: I'M SO SORRY.

Everything about this sickens me So much so that I just... couldn't not express myself somewhere in here. (Hence the Upper Lefthand Corner.)

You know why it took so long to get this uploaded?! BECAUSE I SPENT A DAY AND A HALF BEING HORRIFIED AND JUST STARING AT IT.

This picture epitomizes almost everything I hate. Ever. The only way you can tell this is Tisch is because of her Pacphune charm (The red gems) and the quills! Everything else is.... UGH.

Ugh ugh ugh.
I don't know WHAT I was thinking making this the :icontot-legacy: contest prompt.

I'm CRAZY ;_____;

...I'll be in a corner sobbing if you need me.

PS: I was really tempted to put a mature warning on this because of my shame.
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...PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT.
This is hilarious! Y-You did a good job at epitomizing a sue LOL
Excuse me as I go laugh my ass off.
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~Jiori-Seth Apr 9, 2011  Professional Filmographer
xD I'M SO GLAD YOU APPROVE.
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Your shame is indeed great. However I spent the last 15 minutes laughing hysterically. Thanks for making my day, bb.
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~Jiori-Seth Apr 8, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Awww I'm glad something good came out of this monstrosity!
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:iconquezy:
Lol. Your rainbow desu brightened my day immensely. *favs*
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~Jiori-Seth Apr 8, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Desu.


xD :heart:
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~R0-S3 Apr 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
KAWAII DESU

I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit, but I can't do both because I'll choke and die D:
BUT THEN AGAIN it could be argued that death is really the only appropriate response to this monstrosity
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~Jiori-Seth Apr 8, 2011  Professional Filmographer
I died a little inside, it's the only way I made it through this ;____;

Sacrifices had to be made.
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~RiseofDarkFire Apr 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That. That is revolting. That is so revolting. That is so revolting it should go die in a fire.

This is the first time I've written that and meant it as a compliment. It feels weird somehow.
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~Jiori-Seth Apr 8, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Thank.... you?

;_____;
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